Monday, May 25, 2009
Tom – Don’t flatter yourself!
What an odd homecoming!
Friday, April 24, 2009
McDonalds Drive-thru
Today, my wife was in Beijing. I was out late last night. My daughter was out late as well. Needless to say I was running late getting my daughter to the bus and getting myself on the road to work. Breakfast was just not available to be had this morning.
I decided to treat myself to a Chinese McDonalds. There is a McDonalds near where I work which happens to be the first McDonalds in China with a drive-thru window. I have never used it because I don’t drive and I wouldn’t be able to tell my driver what to order. Now picture in your head the way you and your family goes through the drive-thru. You’re leaning out the window ordering while each family member barks out their order and you repeat it into the speaker. That scenario won’t happen in my van due to the language barrier.
Today I went to the counter and as I was ordering I noticed something odd at the drive-thru window. Again, I need to preface and say the design of the drive-thru’s are slightly different in China but it has the same concept; Order at the end of the building – drive to the first window to pay (but here it is always closed) – drive to the second window to pick-up. The pick up window is huge. The window is probably 12 feet wide and about 6 feet tall. It goes from the floor to the ceiling – when you look out you can see the entire vehicle: top to bottom - front to back.
Well, the thing I saw today was an expat paying, talking, and picking up his food from the back of the van. The oddity was that he had the sliding door of his van open and he was conducting this transaction from the captain’s chair of his van. It just looked so odd to see the inside of a van completely exposed at the drive-thru window. He looked like a king (a fat one at that) sitting in his carriage atop the men’s shoulders who were carrying him.
Oh, how I wish I had a camera
Wednesday, April 8, 2009
The Discovery Channel from a 6-year old's Perspective
- Body made of water
- Conection between penceil and soil
- Find zink in bateres (there is a picture of a battery on the notepad)
- We have to sleep or else we could die
- While we sleep our body does tasks
- You have forgoten stuff when you are busy, but when you sleep, you rember because you are to focused what you are doing when you do work
I think the last one is a good for all of us to remember!
Thursday, April 2, 2009
I may have some issues when I return to the U.S.
Expatriate executives now live in constant fear of repatriation. And just as orientation companies popped up a decade ago to help them adjust to life in China, a new industry has sprung up around reverse migration. Psychologists and relocation experts are standing up to help executives and their families re-adjust to life in the West. The following illustrates some challenges faced by expat executives when the day comes to kiss the Buddha goodbye.
1) The Marriage Afterward
It is not uncommon for the repatriated executive to feel a deep sense of marital dissatisfaction upon his return to the West. He will frequently daydream about the attentive and attractive young women he came into contact with here, and how his life might’ve turned out differently had he run off with the tall one who liked to role-play. A cache of exotic downloaded images in his computer (deceptively titled “TaxForms.doc.07”) provides some solace until his wife discovers it and forces him into therapy. He stays in the marriage for the sake of the kids, but he’s rarely at home, preferring instead a back booth at a local Chinese restaurant where he does crosswords and flirts with the Fujianese waitress.
2) Relations with Friends
After expressing initial interest in his tales from the East, friends grow weary of his almost constant reference to bai jiu and how much of it he consumed at official banquets. Similarly, old acquaintances find it odd that a man of his age constantly text messages. When he wrestles with a friend to prevent him from paying a restaurant check, he is stunned when the friend readily concedes. When the neighbors invite him over for coffee, he averts his eyes and thinks they’re up to something. Close friends, concerned about his depression, suggest he start a support group for other recovering expatriates who can sit around sharing the pain of losing their mini-van drivers.
3) Pharmacy Visits
Upon entering a pharmacy at home, the re-pat starts to feel anxious and apprehensive. The absence of unfriendly middle-aged women in white smocks is enough to unnerve any old China hand. The sheer variety of products makes him dizzy and he begins to titter nervously in the deodorant section. He is astounded at the convenience of being able to pay for purchases without having to seek out a cashier in another part of the store.
4) Golf Withdrawal
As he sits in his den staring out the window, idling away the unemployed hours, his thoughts often turn to golf. His eyes get misty as he recalls his caddy, a four foot tall provincial woman, head wrapped in a sun bonnet, who washed his balls. His limbs begin to spasm involuntarily as he recalls one glorious day when he prevailed over a particularly arrogant Taiwanese client. His set of fake Callaway clubs is slumped in the corner waiting to be sold at a yard sale.
5) Driving and Smoking Laws
Ignoring a voice in his head that suggests he find a regular parking space, the recently repatriated executive will drive onto the sidewalk in front of his destination and park two inches from the door. Though the car is not on an incline, he wrenches up the emergency brake. To get here, he has run three red lights, raced through a school zone, and sent scores of text messages. If he is stopped by police, he will inform them that he has guanxi with the deputy mayor. They will arrest him. He is not unknown to the police; since his return, he has been detained 19 times for smoking in restaurants. During the detentions, he rants about the lack of personal freedom in the West. He forces cigarettes on everyone he meets and brags about how much they cost.
6) Phantom Aches
Though in fine physical shape, the returnee will experience mysterious body aches. During these episodes his muscles will spasms and he may even get a painful and involuntary erection. Physiotherapists believe that the condition is related to the sudden cessation of oil massages
7) Feelings, Honesty, Human Interactions
Accustomed to suppressing his true feelings, the re-pat finds himself at a disadvantage in a society obsessed with emotional health. Everywhere he turns, people are outing themselves, laughing about their character defects, broadcasting their most intimate thoughts on Television. He is embarrassed for them. When a gas station attendant asks how he is doing, he sees it as a rhetorical question and he grunts. When strangers smile at him on the street, he grimaces and quickens his pace. At job interviews, he sits modestly with his hands in his lap until he is dismissed as a dullard.
8) Saving and Losing Face
At a dinner party with friends, his wife, who by now is in secret talks with a divorce lawyer, recounts an embarrassing story about her husband’s irritable bowel. He recoils in terror. He has completely lost his ability to poke fun at himself and sulks like a child. When his young son forgets his lines in a school play, he slips into the parking lot for a smoke rather than face the other parents. When loudly informed by a bank teller that his account is in negative territory, he smiles and thanks her profusely while pretending to place a wad of imaginary cash in his breast pockets for the benefit of those in line behind him.
It can take many years to re-adjust to life in the West. Some never regain their ability to tip. Others struggle with odd cravings for stinky tofu. But over time the re-pat recovers and goes on to live a productive life, though he may never quite shake the feeling that part of his soul remains in the East.
Tuesday, March 17, 2009
Run away from the naked American
Earlier this winter I was using our clubhouse’s sauna. I usually prefer the steam room but it had been broken for several months (but that is a different story for a different time). I, unlike many of the natives, prefer to wear a swimsuit when I am in the sauna or steam room. This particular day, I was just relaxing in the sauna trying to get it really hot. I was standing by the coals pouring water on them to generate the dry heat. I was alone in the sauna. Both the sauna and the showers are in a separate space from the lockers. I heard a knock on the outside of the locker room door and a lady’s voice asking if anyone was in the locker room (loosely translated from Chinese). I realized it was the ayi (ayi’s do the cleaning) coming in to dump the waste baskets and mop the floor. Well, I didn’t respond because I was in the separate room and I was wearing shorts. About 20 seconds later she enters the sauna area and she sees me in the sauna. She said something in embarrassment and quickly departed the locker room. And I do mean quickly, she physically ran from the locker room. I laughed to myself and thought that Management must have instructed her to never be in the room when guests are present.
Now fast forward 20 minutes. I have alternated between the sauna and the hot tub. Very relaxing! By this time, there is now an Asian man – naked – in the sauna with me. He leaves the sauna and is standing in the room cooling off – again naked. About this time the ayi has entered the locker room to complete her task that she tried earlier. She probably assumed that I would be gone by now. Anyway, she walks into the sauna room where I am in the sauna and the Asian man is still standing – still naked. Now, instead of shrieking and running from the locker room due to the presence of a guest, she stands there and has about a 5 minute conversation with the man who just stand there bare-butt naked without even a towel.
It was so odd or I should say, their behavior was so odd. She sees the American (dressed) and runs. She sees the Asian (naked) and stops and has a conversation.
I now assume that she has been instructed not be around a Westerner in this type of situation. As far as the Asian, standing there naked in front of an ayi is no problem but I guarantee you that if it was a person of a higher class than an ayi then he would have run or covered up.
People kind of get use to having the ayis being around in the most personal situations. At work, we have female ayis who practically live in the restrooms cleaning. At first, I was very reluctant to use the facilities when they were present. Now, it is no issue to be using the urinal while the ayi cleans the next urinal over. I have even gotten to a point where I have simple conversations with them in Chinese while I am using the urinal.
I think I have graduated and am ready to try a bath house.
Sunday, March 8, 2009
Girl's Night Out
After our fantastic dinner we headed over the Shanghai World Financial Center, the 2nd tallest building in the world. it was my first visit there and I must admit that I was a bit underwhelmed. Our plan was to go up to the bar area on the 93 floor. The bar is a part of the Park Hyatt, which occupies most of the top floors of the building, not sure how many. The entrance to building, which is adjacent to the entrance for the observation tower, is very nondescript. In fact, it was difficult to know if we were going the right way. Of course the two bottles of wine at dinner could
After our drinks, we decided to head home. At the main entry, we had to mess with the strange sculpture that decorated the wall near the elevators. Three things reaching out from the wall was too funny for us to take a usual picture. Yes, that is me giving one a kiss on the head. Weird...
But we had a lot of laughs and as always, it is good to have lots of girl talk. So, until the next night away, I toast Kathy, Kathy, and Angie with a big "I love you guys..."
Wednesday, March 4, 2009
Natalie Loses Her First Tooth
When I got home around 6.30, she had written the note already. I guess she had decided she couldn't trust the computer! Dad had printed a couple of the pictures that I have added here. She placed the note and
She and I talked about how losing a tooth is "bittersweet" for a parent. Her Gammaw explained the "bittersweet" concept this summer to her. So she understands that while it was her "best thing" of the day, it was both my "best thing" and my "worst thing". Because it means she is in fact growing up. She looks so grown-up with the tooth missing!
Sunday, March 1, 2009
Natalie's Basketball Experience - Early Season
There are huge differences in the levels of
Saturday, February 14, 2009
New Zealand and Australia Vacation Highlights
But we started the trip with a bit of excitement. When we got to the Pudong airport to fly out 2 1/2 hours before our flight was to leave, we unloaded all of our bags and got ready to head in. But a quick count resulted in the identification that we had in fact arrived one bag short! We packed 5 bags and only brought one. Oops. And yes, we did consider just going without it. Unfortunately it was my bag we forgot. Probably the most expensive and complicated to replace. Luckily I stopped the driver before he pulled away. We quickly decided Tom should go back, get it, and haul his behind back to the airport. So he jumped in and the driver drove like a madman back to the house. Another mistake was that 5 minutes after Tom initiated his luggage adventure, I realized his journey was going to include all of our PASSPORTS. Not smart. At that point, I couldn't check us in or change our flights if we decided we couldn't make it. Geesh. The trip home usually takes at least 40 minutes. So, Tom had at least an 85 minute trip. We had 95 minutes until they closed the check-in for our flight! We decided that it would be best if Tom took the Maglev back as that makes the trip to the airport in 12 minutes, though you still have the 15 minutes to get there. We figured that the extra 10 minutes we might save was worth it. I finally found someone who would check us in with copies of all our passports. When Tom arrived, we had 7 minutes to spare! We had crappy seat assignments, literally as they were by the bathrooms, but we had seats together and we got to Sydney. That was a stressful way to start the trip, but we figured that was our fiasco for the trip, and it turned out to be!
So, we flew to Sydney, and after a 3 hour layover, flew on to Auckland, New Zealand. We arrived around 9 pm. It was 10 hours to Sydney and another 3 to Auckland. Plus a 5 hour time change. We all took showers and went to bed. ALL of us slept until about 10 the next morning! So much for seeing the Auckland Zoo! We just took a walk, had lunch, and then headed to the cruise terminal.
Auckland, New Zealand
Tauranga,New Zealand
We just hung out the pool. Well, Natalie spent half the day at the Fun Factory (as usual) since the water was a bit chilly! New Zealand is not the warmest place in the world! Tom spent the day in the Casino and Art Shows!
Napier, New Zealand
Wellington, New Zealand
Christchurch, New Zealand
Dunedin, New Zealand
Dusky Sound, Doubtful Sound, Milford Sound, New Zealand
DAY AT SEA
Was nice just to hang out. Natalie spent all day at the Fun Factory. Tom and I checked out the Casino.
DAY AT SEA
This day we really did nothing. It was pretty chilly for pool. Natalie again hung out at Fun Factory and Tom and I hit the Casino.Tom and continued our new found love of art and art auctions! We ended up buying some decent art, though due to duties and shipping cost, we had to ship it all home instead of China. Here is a Picture of an original oil by Milchael Milken.
Melbourne, Australia (2 days)
DAY AT SEA
Sydney, Australia (2 Days)
Summary
Monday, January 5, 2009
Walking in the Street and other Oddities
But there is something I get to see about once a week and I just don't get it. Huaihai Lu, the street where my office is located, is a very busy street, 4 lanes, lots of buses, no bike lane (they are supposed to walk them or avoid this street but is normally not the case), and a metal fence that runs on both sides to keep folks from just walking into traffic and causing traffic jams. That does not prevent some people from walking right down the street, in a lane where buses and cares are whizzing by! And mostly it is women who perform this perilous activity. I am always reminded of the Bruce Springsteen lines from 'Out in the Street':
And I guess they decided that if they are going to risk their lives walking in the street, there is no need to hang out close to the curb, instead they walk at least a meter away from the curb, thereby cutting traffic down to one lane! OK, so that in itself is crazy, but what I find even more bizarre is the fact that no one even HONKS at these violators!!! China will probably never cease to amaze me...
Saturday, December 27, 2008
Christmas in Hong Kong
The night before we left, Dec 23, we let Natalie open a gift she had received from our driver, Zhong Biao. She got a neat game and some cut-out animals. It was very nice of him and his family to do that for her!
We arrived in Christmas eve, almost two hours late. Air traffic going to Hong Kong was cited as the reason we sat on the ground in Shanghai for so long! We arrived around noon and worked our way through the Hong Kong airport to the Airport Express station (fast train) which is right at the airport. From there we headed to Kowloon where we exited and grabbed a taxi. We stayed at the Holiday Inn Golden Mile which was close to the Star Ferry and had a MRT (subway) station right across the street. We checked in and then headed out to go to the island. We took the Star Ferry over to the island portion of Hong Kong. From there, we caught the subway and headed to Times Square. We grabbed some pizza for lunch and then went and hit the stores! We bought about $200 in books! Natalie spent ALL of her saved allowance on books. She ended up with about 15 new books she picked out. Plus Gammaw bought her a book too! After buying our books, we shopped for some new athletic shoes for Tom and Natalie and some dress shoes for Tom. Unfortunately we had to haul all this stuff back to the hotel on the subway. When we arrived at our stop, we found out that the exit by our hotel was closed due to Christmas events being held outside in the streets. Oh well! Finally made it back to the hotel around 7:30. Went and had our meal in the Executive lounge. Then to bed!
Christmas day got
After a full day of playing at Disney, we headed back to the hotel. Again at dinner in the lounge and then Natalie passed out around 7:40. So we all went to bed (we share a big king size!) reading our new books! Lovely Christmas!
We wish all of you a Merry Christmas and Happy New Year!!!
Saturday, December 20, 2008
Old Man Tom
Friday, I went to an acupuncturist to try and fix an arch issue and a neck issue.
They put 12 needles in my neck; 3 in my right hand; and 10 in my arch.
Application of the needles in my neck and hand were painless. The needles in my arch stung as they were inserted. Doctor warned me that it would hurt since the feet are very sensitive.
The concept is rather easy.
The body heals itself. An example is if you cut yourself, it will heal 100%. If you cut it a second time in the same spot, it will only heal 97% - and so on and so on. Eventually your body will stopping trying to heal it because it will think that it is supposed to be cut. Acupuncture forces an injury in the area of pain which forces the body to start to heal that area
Here is the process.
I had to lay on the table on my side. They put the needles in my neck first. Then my hand and finally my feet. The needles in my hand were needed as there are a couple of points in the hand "connected" to the neck. The needles are 4 1/2 inches in length and varies in diameter.
After he put all the needles in he then swirled/spun the needles while in my skin. After that he was done. I had to stay there with the needles inserted for 15 minutes. A nurse came in and swirled/spun them again. She left again and then returned in another 15 minutes to remove them.
That was it.
Doctor instructed me to visualize the pain in my neck and my feet and let the pain flow through my body and out my fingers and toes. Pretty corny but I did it and I could feel the pain leave my arch and neck when I did it. I did NOT feel it travel through my body and out the fingers and toes.
Doctor said it would take 2 or 3 treatments to fix my severity of injury (minor). I have to admit, my neck and my arch has been pain-free for 30 hours now. This is great since I have had this pain in my arch for 4 weeks and in my neck for 5 weeks. I even played basketball this morning which typically leads to a great amount of pain for several days in my feet. Today, I ran well - played well - all without any pain. Even 12 hours later I can walk up and down the stairs with no issues.
All in all - pretty amazing
I have two friends who had a co-worker and a father quit smoking via acupuncture with no relapse (both over 1 year cold turkey). Previously, they had tried every trick in the book to quit.
