Tom's Redneck Pants Alterations

Most of you have heard that Tom has lost weight, but you probably haven't had a chance to see what he had done to "fix" his dress pants which are now way too big. I'd like to believe that this was just a temporary fix, but he really doesn't see the problem with them! When he came home today from work, I made him pull his sweater and low and behold, there were his pants with self-made pleats! Just like any Kentucky redneck would do! Don't get me wrong, I am proud of Tom who has lost 20-25 lbs. But, really...