Snow Day Story

Natalie wrote me a snow day story today. We had gone to verizon to get my old Samsung set up with her number. Somehow her phone never made it back from Fort Myers. She is so funny. By the way, IRL means In Real Life.

My Non-IRL Influenced Story - by Natalie Bramer
(This story is in no way related to any real-life events going on right now. No characters, places, or storylines are based on anything IRL. If Belly sounds like Shelly to you, it was a COMPLETE COINCIDENCE)

Once upon a time, there was a fabulous girl named Fabalie. Fabalie was a very good girl: she got relatively good grades, didn't do any kind of drugs or drink or smoke, had good, responsible friends, and tried not to hurt anyone's feelings. All in all, she was not a total #@!$& (fill in the blank curse word time!).

One day, Fabalie was not feeling so good. She felt very crampy, had a rough night with not a lot of sleep before, and was sad because she was leaving Yorda (an island in the Funited Places of Blamerica). Somehow, while she was at the airport at Yorda, she lost her phone for the first time in a year in a half. Probably because of the things listed above but I DON'T KNOW MAN I DON'T KNOW.

Fabalie was very sad because without her phone, she could barely communicate with her friends. One night, she cried herself to sleep knowing she would be a social outcast. She wanted to pay WITH HER OWN MONEY to get a new phone. Instead, her mother and father, Dom and Belly, said they were very disappointed in her and made her do a bunch of chores to get a phone that she didn't even say she wanted (NOT THAT SHE'S NOT GRATEFUL OR ANYTHING). They clearly thought she had paid off someone to pickpocket her because she hated her phone. (CLEARLY) She has to wait over half of a year to get a new phone, whereas she had offered to pay for one BY HERSELF and save Belly and Dom the hassle of setting up a new phone and monitoring it at all times.

And now, Fabalie is no longer Fabalie. She changed her name to Sadalie, reconstructed her entire face thanks to her plastic surgeon friend, moved to Minnesota by herself, and married a cheese farmer. She had three kids name Apple (who went by Appy), Samsung (who went by Sam), and Betsy (who went by Sharkeisha Fabulita Guanita Smithisheia).

THE END